The Bathroom Prophets

An amazing band from Indiana that have some real talentd.

someone masculine: Dude, The Bathroom Prophets are so good, I want them to harbor my babies.

by Eric Van Scoik October 17, 2007

The grandmas bathroom

When a guy gets a handjob from a obese girl in her grandmas bathroom

He was a victim of the grandmas bathroom

by 1dk123456789 October 23, 2025

bathroom bust

When a small child, usually about 3 years old or so, comes into your bathroom while you are in it unexpectedly.
This behaviour is usually seen in spoiled kids.

I was the victim of a bathroom bust.

by manoftheweirdwords September 7, 2024

Bathroom whore

A roommate or family member who can't handle anybody in bathroom and starts slamming doors and stomping constantly trying the bathroom door while your simply washing hands or pissing. To take a shower is a complicated task due to her constant monitoring the bathroom .

Scared me right in the middle of my shower it sounded like bombs exploding or some shit what the hell was that noise? Oh it was just the bathroom whore throwing a fit after realizing you were in the bathroom .

by Tafukk November 12, 2021

Bathroom boyfriend

When she finally responds to you for 5-10 min and then is too busy to chat for the next hour or two.

Damn. I must be the bathroom boyfriend, she's always too busy to talk!

by Damishi October 19, 2019

Bathroom

A place where you take a sh*t, piss, shower, etc

I neeeeeed to use the bathroom ms.coochie Amy said

No it’s may you use the bathroom. Ms.coochie said

by Mrs.coochieman November 17, 2022

school bathrooms

Its a nightmare in there

In the guys bathrooms, the walls are covered in shit and on rare occasions, condoms and for some reason every vaping thug in the school huddles up in the bathroom to create the biggest vape cloud you could ever Imagine, suffocating you in a wave of citrusy minty Chocolate

In the girls bathrooms all the popular cheeto girls huddle up in the SINK making it impossible to wash you hands and they also always give you crude stares like what the fuck did i ever do to you, bitch?

Person:Bro the school bathrooms smell like death

by StereotypicalSarah August 20, 2023