Ex-boyfriend

A small-dick cuntface who you wish was no longer alive. They promised you they would never leave you and would love you forever and wanted to be with you for the rest of their lives and then they dumped you the next day and moved on like a year and a half intimate relationship was nothing.

He's also the person you secretly still love and would take back in a heartbeat.

My ex-boyfriend broke up with me over stupid things

by fuckyourself520 July 9, 2015

Tessas boyfriend

Adrian is Tessa’s bf and bae for life commonly seen around tessa

Any a name goes well with Tessa in terms of bf or gf or bsf

Tessas boyfriend is a hottie. Also means that Tessa can pull bitches for real.

by Zaddywaddy April 22, 2022

Boyfriend thing

The action of a male feigning interest in a story told or decision to be made by a female to whom he is romantically attached i.e. pretending to care or give advice when he isn't interested

Mona asked Aidan if he would do the boyfriend thing and humour her with something.

by taebz April 7, 2013

Chameleon Boyfriend

A buddy that gets a girlfriend and conforms to everything she wants and goes everywhere she goes.

Dude what's up with him getting a new girl and turning into a chameleon boyfriend. I remember when he used to ask waitresses if he could lick their asses....dudes whipped man!!!

by Batshouse March 9, 2017

Step Boyfriend

A guy that isn't your boyfriend but talks to you like a boyfriend would.

"Me and Tristan have been talking, but we aren't official"

"So he's like a step boyfriend?"

by Astral21 April 22, 2021

perfect boyfriend

A perfect boyfriend is someone who you know will love you and support you no matter the circumstances. He will always do his best to make sure you’re happy and healthy. He’ll most likely check up on you every 2-3 hrs, its his nature. He will frequently surprise you with picnic dates, movie nights, beach dates, etc. He will never take his eyes off of you and he will always appreciate you.

deya - i have the perfect boyfriend....
bang chan - and i have the perfect girlfriend

deya and chan are now engaged.

by deyaniela June 3, 2021

boyfriend drop

Another name for "ihab" syndrome, i.e. "I have a boyfrind" syndrome. Girls will give you boyfrind drop only if you make them somehow uncomfortable.

She gave me the boyfriend drop when I got nervous.

by Adnan Rocks March 7, 2009