Awful, cringe jokes often fold by a person named Sawyer. Sometimes utilizing stretches in logic to produce the "funny"
Essential a variant of the "uncle" or "dad" joke
Essential a variant of the "uncle" or "dad" joke
"Hey, why did Jesus get all the bitches?"
"Uh, I dunno"
"Cuz, he is Rizzen"
"Dude that's such a fucking Sawyer joke"
"Uh, I dunno"
"Cuz, he is Rizzen"
"Dude that's such a fucking Sawyer joke"
by SandyCheekzz99 April 19, 2023
Get the Sawyer jokemug. by Big Mich123 October 19, 2018
Get the belly jokemug. A simple joke given a long pretense with many added details leading to an ultimately disappointing conclusion
Nick Joke:
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
by Johnnieha November 18, 2019
Get the Nick Jokemug. Guy 1: What idiot called it erectile dysfunction and not ballzhiemers?
Guy 2: Actually, erectile dysfunction has nothing to do with the balls.
Guy 1: Why do you have to Ross the joke because you just made the joke not funny?
Guy 2: Actually, erectile dysfunction has nothing to do with the balls.
Guy 1: Why do you have to Ross the joke because you just made the joke not funny?
by Ainsleysommers December 21, 2018
Get the Ross the jokemug. The unforgettable opening to one of the most cursed copypastas within the Hololive fanbase. The copypasta revolves around 2 male characters, the author and his friend. As a joke, the author dressed up as Usada Pekora and visited his friend's place. However, they both end up getting turned on and.. Let's just say that they made some gay memories together.
A: Koe's cosplaying the Hololive girls now!? I wonder if he'll cosplay Pekora some day
B: so as a joke...
C: What have you brought upon this cursed land
B: so as a joke...
C: What have you brought upon this cursed land
by Nyanyanya222 March 12, 2023
Get the So as a joke...mug. Jokes that are slightly funnier than Chandler Jokes. Most people either laugh at Kishbaugh Jokes or just stare at his stupidity. They usually contain some euphemism about male genitalia.
by NastyLaC23 August 19, 2017
Get the Kishbaugh Jokesmug. A joke relating to Quantum Physics and the concept of a joke about Quantum Physics that repeats every cycle of the joke in a loop. The joke itself can be found inside the popular game, Undertale.
So I opened the Quantum Physics book and there, unbelievably, I found another book. This book, however, was a joke book about Quantum Jokes. After flipping that book open I swear to you, there was yet another Quantum Physics book. I don't even know how the books got in each other in the first place. That whole situation turned out to be a real mindfuck.
by Nihils June 14, 2020
Get the Quantum Jokemug.