banana kink

when someone shoves a banana up your ass, vagina, or both. :-)

someone shoves a banana up your booty "UGH YES DADDY HARDER"

basically what banana kink is use protection kids

by i dont have a life July 19, 2016

Velvet Bananas

a beautiful but horrifying spongebob fanfiction, 10/10 would recommend reading it

"Hey have you read velvet bananas? If you haven't you got to, it's the next big fic."

by fanficgirl January 17, 2014

liquid banana

a banana that has been boiled for 20 minutes in a microwave (warning: do not try, just a joke)

man, i sure love to drink liquid banana

by Flatdroopy December 01, 2016

banana turd

When u dip your dick skin in chocolate butter and stick it up your wifes queef hole and she yells holy shit fuck me again Jonny you got me

That bitch is getting the banana turd u got me

by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017

Rotten Banana

When the facade of an Asian-American peels off and they’re exposed for being whitewashed race-traitors that live to serve the White Man.

That filthy Rotten Banana is mocking his heritage to make his westerner friends laugh!

by Larry-jellyfolds September 30, 2023

banana fucking

The act of cutting a plantain to the length of your dick, extrtacting the contents from the peel, and FUCKING it

P1: My GF went on a trip tonight, so once she left, I restarted an old guilty pleasure...
P2: Oh?
P1: I did some banana fucking.
P2: You need help, bruh.

by Doctor Fucker January 29, 2017

Banana Falafel

When a man places a banana inside the bellybutton of a woman, and then drapes a falafel over it in a blanket like way. He then places the other end of the banana inside his own bellybutton and proceeds to gyrate. This is extremely sexual, and causes both parties to achieve awesome sexual pleasures almost instantly.

Girl: I think we should try a Banana Falafel next
Boy: Alright, I'll get the banana, you get the Falafel.

by McPLaura April 03, 2011