Allen

A person who misses his skills and then says damn bro im lagging

Winfred hooks a creep when there are 3 enemies around. he says " Bro its my shitty ping"
He just did an allen

by pujaka June 8, 2024

Allen Key

A state of mind that can only be reached through the consumption of copious amounts of ketamine.

You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.

Person 1: "I am an Allen Key, put me back in the toolbox, babe"

Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"

Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"

by GammonMuncher69 July 11, 2024

John Allen

A sexual reference

That was soo john allen

by Chomper14253 August 13, 2024

Allen Jordan

He is HIM. A Pretty boy, prettiest Asian of them all. His rizz is far more powerful then all the other guys. He is a typical player but once he settles down, he will be the most loyal person and down to earth. Never lose a Allen Jordan. They are a rare breed.

Allen Jordan is HIM

by asianking101 January 15, 2023

Dr. Allen

A therapist like Dr. Melfi from The Sopranos, who seems to get the job done. Very futanari in appearance.

For OCD, your therapist should be a Dr. Allen.

by EvanChrisStephanides January 22, 2023

Bumper Allen

A guy who is so hot he makes me weak in my knees

Amy: Did you see the head Treblemaker

Hailey: Yeah. His name is Bumper Allen

by Treblemaker_Girl2003 February 5, 2023

Allen Middle School

An extremely shitty middle school located in central PA. In 2012, after the class of 2017 graduated as 8th graders, the school went downhill with increasingly poor PSSA scores, loss of decent teachers, and removal of classes such as Family Consumer Science. A part of the West Shore School District, it doesn’t take a genius to realize that Allen Middle School is terrible.

Yeah, I went to Allen Middle School. Tech Ed traumatized me, nobody in my grade knew what the Holocaust was, and the PSSA pass rate was 16%.

by RazzleChazzle February 14, 2023