Aged-Nut Theory

The theory that if a male does not masturbate or anything that causes them to nut then their nut will age. The long a male's nut ages the better it tastes for the female or male. A good comparison for nut will be wine. The longer a wine ages the better it tastes and the more of a luxury and delicacy it is.

Friend: "Hey man, you practice the Aged-nut Theory"
You: "Of course man, I'm trying to give my woman a delicious tasting nut"

by xemoo December 2, 2018

New age indian

Urban indians that follow more new age ways over traditional

Look at that new age indian with all them crystal s and patchouli

by Nativewicasa September 18, 2018

My age mom

My age mom is a best friend who always looks out for you and acts like your mom but in a cool way. Like you can be wild around them but if you get too wild they will calm you down because they act like your mom but they are your age.

Bff: What did you think of the new guy I’m dating?

My age mom: He’s cool, I ran a background check on him, I approve.

Bff: omg, you’re such a My age mom! I love it!

by Fox Meow April 4, 2019

new age stoner

A younger individual that does not abide by the look and mantra/culture of the beatnik and is replaced with more normal American clothing, inovated tools, and strains. The outlook is an unconstrained critical thinker with goals of being a progressive Libertarian excelling in business,art, and human communication with the marijuana being only to be part of the experience not the entirety of the persons thoughts and actions.

“Dude, you rolled that joint in a second with that machine!”
“Yeah, It’s because im a new age stoner”

by NomoreTommyChongs October 12, 2017

Aged up DoraxReader

(Dora is aged up for legal reasons) Dora walked up close to you and pulled you into her backpack. In there you saw Map and a bunch of tools. Dora carried you until you arrived at your destination. Before you could walk away she pulled you into a kiss. You kisses back, she ends the kiss and asks you if you want to make chocolate with her grandmother. You guys stirred it together locking eyes forgetting that her grandmother is right next to you. Be grandmother coughs to get your attention and as soon as that you get back to work.

“Have you read any Aged up DoraxReader lately?”
“Ya this one is a good one”

by NOYA-SANN May 6, 2021

New-age-art

A deceased Tumblr blog, but while it was alive it was totally rad. Might return in the near future.

A: Damn did you see the blog, new-age-art?
B: Yeah! I heard it got shut down though.
A: really? That sucks, m8
B: yeah it does

by Max the Blogger August 30, 2013

Dry aged beef

Dry beef coming from the family cow, who was passed down through generations.

Sister: are we having dry aged beef tonight?
Dad: yes, we killed Clancy, the family cow, for it
Sister: oh, yum!

by Epic Cool Guy May 25, 2020