Asshole Couple

Couples who show how mutch they care by being as rude and dickish as possible to one another. They dont break up like normal Couples because the constant bickering is a joke and it shows how confident they are in the relationship and in each other.

Why are they dateing? They act like they hate each other!

They dont hate each other they are just an Asshole Couple

by Knert August 09, 2016

Couple Goals

If you know you know, this song is the true meaning of couple goals https: //youtu.be/-RQNe52jkao

Me and shawty bae where being real couple goals, and we were listening to https: //youtu.be/-RQNe52jkao

by catougirl July 26, 2021

couple-culture reference

When someone brings up a previous entry in that personal, tiny subculture of jokes, observations, awesome one-liners and general ideas that is borne of any two people. Such cultures can be linked by more than two people but are not nearly as intimate.

proper couple-culture reference

A: Hey B, x?
B: Haha, x! Good times.

improper couple-culture reference

C: GUYS
B+A: yes?
C: x x x x x x x
B+A: lol

by play/write January 10, 2012

De-Coupling

When you put your bare asshole up against another persons bare asshole.

So yeah, Jeremy and I were de-coupling for hours last night.

by awildwaggs April 06, 2020

Perfect couple

Literally Vivi amd Em

Vivi and Em are the perfect couple

by Taina 12305 November 22, 2021

Power Couple

Jacob Leung & Sarah-Jane Ho

Have you heard about that new power couple, Jacob Leung & Sarah-Jane Ho?

You mean Mr & Mrs Ho?

by JulesTruly November 04, 2020

Couple clutch

The act of stealing or hitting a lick, A fast in and out mission that contains grabbing a couple items and leaving the scene before getting caught.

I went to the store to buy a pair of sunglasses but I couldn't afford it so I had to couple clutch.

by Mr. Definitioni July 29, 2022