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scrub

a scrub is a guy that can get no love from me.
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by makavelisdisciple October 16, 2017
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Scrub

A scrub is someone who is so god damn stupid that they drop the IQ of everyone they look at. They usually make terrible puns and really lame, overused inside jokes that nobody thinks are funny. They have high, ear-piercing voices that shatter ear drums. They have no friends and they are generally found camping on Call of Duty with a K/D of 0.1 or on Minecraft building random, ugly-ass shit.
Scrub: "OMG THIS GAME IS RIGGED! WHAT THE HELL!!!"
Person: "JESUS CHRIST, KILL YOURSELF, SCRUB. YOU'RE STRAIGHT GARBAGE! GO DRINK SOME BLEACH!
by The anti-scrub September 12, 2016
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Rainbow Scrub

Someone who loves to do gay ships with anime, cartoon, or tv characters, or even real people.
by StandfordPines April 4, 2017
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Scrub

Normally used as a noun for a brush or object that is used to clean or erase, in our society it can be used to describe someone or accuse someone of being a dick or jerk. This word is commonly used in gaming for it's use of not being a swear but referencing them, such as bitch, cumstain, and whore. Anyone can be a scrub if you try hard enough, so watch your back. Even your parents or close friends will call you it when they get the chance
Some guy on the internet: Wanna be apart of my squad on league?
Scrub: No.
Some guy on the internet who plays league, apparently: Wow, can't even see what my rank is scrub.
Scrub: 1v1 me.
by Pegu March 8, 2015
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Sports scrub

All shitty bum at sports who talks shit like they are the best but really sucks at the sport they are claiming to be a goat at.
Listen marcus, you are a sports scrub, never mention sports again in your life you suck!
by Jaygotdajuice30 April 6, 2017
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Scrub

A scrub is a guy who thinks he’s fly and is also known as a busta. Aways talking about what he wants and just sits on his broke ass.
“No I don't want your number, no I don’t want to give you mine, and no I don’t want to meet you nowhere, no I don’t want no scrub”

“Scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me.”

“Scrub is hanging on the passenger side of his best friends ride trying to holler at me.”
by $u€k it April 30, 2024
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Louisiana Scrub

Where do you dip your balls in Cajun sauce and start rubbing, scrubbing it all over your girl's back
Holy shit! Brother Jeb is giving his sister a Louisiana Scrub!
by mrsilvabackz September 26, 2025
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