The act of taking the scrotum and testicles into ones mouth and putting the testicles into opposite cheeks. This may involve one or more sets of testes and include making a squirrel like smacking sounds.
Kathys' face is so chubby and bumpy it always looks like she's doing a three way squirrel-job.
The stag party in Vegas was awesome she went straight from a nut splitter, to a peeps-challenge to a full blown squirrel job.
The stag party in Vegas was awesome she went straight from a nut splitter, to a peeps-challenge to a full blown squirrel job.
by Nutty Tech September 3, 2014
Get the Squirrel-Jobmug. A socially akward fool, who is prone to putting a variety lipids (fatty oils) into his/her hair. Beware these grease squirrels they tattle on their friends, and stalk those who do not ward them off when they first meet them. More often than not they have b.o. and like ketchup.
Hey RJ, that grease squirrel thinks he has t1 armor on and wants to have a gun fight with his mayonnaise gun.
That grease squirrel took his hairy sack of potatoes he calls a girlfriend to the park to eat her bloody taco.
I saw that grease squirrel put butter in his hair again, while he was eating a frozen apple pie.
That grease squirrel took his hairy sack of potatoes he calls a girlfriend to the park to eat her bloody taco.
I saw that grease squirrel put butter in his hair again, while he was eating a frozen apple pie.
by Letum1984 October 22, 2009
Get the grease squirrelmug. 1.An extremely idotic open person who dedicated their life to humiliate themselves to see who would vote for them.
2.A Squirrel with a cape flying through the air trying to save the planet's nuts from going into extinction.
2.A Squirrel with a cape flying through the air trying to save the planet's nuts from going into extinction.
With a green cape tied around his neck with jeans and a yellow t-shirt, the Super Squirrel shouted these word while jumping onto a cafateria table "SUPER SQUIRREL FOR PRESIDENT!!! VOTE FOR ME!!!"
"Look mommy Super Squirrel saved daddy's nuts from your vicegrip"
"Look mommy Super Squirrel saved daddy's nuts from your vicegrip"
by lovemaster13 January 5, 2009
Get the Super Squirrelmug. the skin/ flab/ fat pads ... or just the back fat that hangs over a woman's bra. Especially when the bra does not fit properly usually do to unscheduled weight gain. ( Not to be confused with love-handles.)
"hey!" Shouted Jane. " My squirrel wings have shrunk almost down to nothing since I bought these better fitting sports bras!"
by Jack Hill of number 9 Dowd st October 9, 2009
Get the squirrel wingsmug. A Squirrel Board is a masterbation device used by trappers and mountain men when they were without a woman to keep them satisfied.
A board with a hole is covered with a squirrel hide and the penis is thrust through the hole repeatly until climax.
A board with a hole is covered with a squirrel hide and the penis is thrust through the hole repeatly until climax.
by Social Observer 2.0 June 27, 2016
Get the Squirrel boardmug. A squirrel that is electrified on a wire. This usually indicates that the squirrel is stupid or unlucky. Calling someone an electric squirrel can cause pain that lasts decades.
by BeachTSLwater September 16, 2018
Get the Electric squirrelmug. Anyone in the graphic design, 3D-imaging or animation industry. Those who work with pixels on programs such as 3D-max, Maya or Auto-Cad. Seldom the social butterflies, they are happiest when fondling 'pixels'.
by Dayle May 12, 2006
Get the pixel squirrelmug.