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the Yankee noodle

A sexual act in which hot candle wax is dripped on a man's penis. Then it is left to dry until the penis becomes studded with candle wax and then it's used during intercourse.
Man, she went crazy when I showed her the Yankee noodle. ..
by No name nun November 2, 2014
mugGet the the Yankee noodlemug.

Noodle Nubbers

Unusually long and round nipples
It was so cold you could totally see her Noodle Nubbers
by DickDrangus December 24, 2013
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Noodle doodle

When you walk into a shop and then ask for a 'noodle doodle' to get a micro noodle or kimchi
by Toddw2004 September 13, 2016
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Noodle Hawk

noun-A person who goes to great lengths to see a penis, mostly indigenous to Afghanistan.
I knew he was a faggot because he was noodle hawking me in the shower." or "I was pissing the other day, and this fucking noodle hawk showed up out of nowhere just staring at my junk!
by MoneyMikeHatten July 8, 2010
mugGet the Noodle Hawkmug.

noodle pop

A socialy awkward Italian teen commonly found lurking in bushes.
There is a noodle pop in that bush.
Oh my god you're such a noodle pop
by InsayneMike September 29, 2017
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Fluffy Noodle

The fluffy noodle squirmed out of my hand.
by Annabellemapel July 27, 2016
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Noodle Pubes

When one is particularly noodle like in the pubic hair department.
Sarah: God, what am I going to do about these noodle pubes?
Emma: Gross.
by Fagtree August 7, 2010
mugGet the Noodle Pubesmug.

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