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Ethan

A common name usually given to white males with dark brown hair, Massive testicles, a beautifully smooth, and thick cock. As a teen He will usually be found in your Girlfriends, or teenage daughters bedroom, and sometimes he will wrestle your girlfriend or daughter on the kitchen table naked...yes the one that you paid for and serve the food you worked hard to buy to feed your family. In other words he is a better version of you. He’s the alpha your the toddler
Girl 1: have you met the new kid Ethan???
Girl 2: omg yes I have. I also met his Big Thick Cock.
Girl 1: that’s why I asked, you weren’t the first or only one sis
by Alice Shannon February 24, 2021
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Usually gets taken for a mug but is the most kindest selfless person you'll ever meet
Paula : Shall we have a cup of tea in the new Ethan?
Christine : the one from pound land? Yeah sure
by eggyegg October 12, 2017
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Ethan is one of the hottest guys you will ever meet he is tall and handsome has a nice jaw line, cheek bones, eyes that have a amazing green tint and buy the time he is 16 a super hot body, he can be kind and understanding or a absolute asshat depending on how serious the situation is, Ethan is also a excellent judge of character and is excellent at sorting out conflicts.
see that guy , must be a Ethan

Ethan made me so pissed, try not to take it to hart it was just banter
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Ethans are amazing. Theyou will do anything, for you, at anytime. All the ladies want him, and they are lucky to have him. I had an Ethan, but I broke up with him. This was the worst decision I ever made. I have wanted him back ever since, and anyone who has him is so so so so lucky. I love you Ethan 💙
I love Ethan and miss him...
by AoifeW. October 10, 2018
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Ethan is a white guy he is sexy and nice he will beat anyone's ass if they touch his girlfriend he has a big dick and all the girls love him he will always be there for you don't forget it and he loves his girlfriend Ilyr
My name isEthan
by Slay.eden July 25, 2017
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A man usually that has a small midget dick
He has a real Ethan
by Frankie 555 October 17, 2019
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Ethan is an egg

He is half British and half South African

His favorite show is GOT and he skomoras to it at night
Yoh Ethan was here today

He was acting like an egg
by Witcher of excelsior •_• September 5, 2018
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