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Blood Diamond

Taking a shit however you've got no toilet paper so your partner licks your butthole clean
I told you to buy buy toilet paper so guess your getting a blood diamond for christmas
by ahouston October 24, 2017
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NPS Diamond

He is the best call of duty player of all time. Not only will he carry you in any match, but he’s also very professional. In the business scene, he’s very organized and gets things done as soon as possible and to the best of his ability, however, he has a tendency to overwork himself due to his high exceeding self expectations.
Did you know if you use code NPS you get 10% off your next purchase at rogueenergy.com?”

“Yea, NPS Diamond told me!”
by NPS Diamond August 5, 2021
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Diamond King

She is a very smart and weird person but overall she is very thick !
i think Diamond King should go out with Tyran
by Tyrannn October 21, 2019
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Diamond Bayonet

A diamond bayonet is a guy who is overly sensitive, cries to everyone about how awful his life is. Even though most of the times he does this merely to get attention and to hear people tell him hes a good guy.
Dude1: man did you talk to diamond bayonet today? He seemed really depressed.
Dude2: nahhh hes probably fine, hes always like this
by Furryselca2222 May 12, 2020
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chocolate diamond

The kind of poop when you're pushing and straining so hard all blood circulation gets cut off. You're about to pass the fuck out and finally this little pebble sized turd plops out
I can't believe I was in the bathroom for 40 minutes and all I have to show for it is a chocolate diamond!
by CrasierFrane March 6, 2016
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Purple diamond

Purple diamond (Royalty) a king or queen that's over everybody and that nobody in the world cannot stop them no matter what.also a flawless or almost flawless piece of this stone that u can break.
by Maria ball May 26, 2018
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diamond dildo

The reaction to an insult of someone saying "do you have a horseshoe up your ass?"
If you are in a poker room and you say this to JJ then his response will be "what do you have, a diamond dildo?"
by ikedaddy April 23, 2006
mugGet the diamond dildomug.

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