Young dependent opinionated woman

A gym-going god with exceptional mathematical and analytical skills

Khalid is a young dependent opinionated woman . He can do anything he wants.

by NewtonEinsteinShakespeare December 20, 2020

Just killed a woman

The full quote is ‘Just killed a woman, felling good!’, which is a quote made by TommyInnit in a stream of his.

TommyInnit: Just killed a woman, felling good!
Everyone:laughs*

by sfkja,fnmajfnvjnsfj December 30, 2020

Hot Bald Woman

A woman who looks hot bald or her name is Alicia

Alycia is a Hot Bald Woman

by Thisisryno4 April 3, 2021

Chicken-Duck-Woman-Thing

A ruthless, deadly monster which hides in strange, pink bushes (known as the "Bushes of Love") to attack it's prey: humans. It's main attacking method is to hide in the Bushes, wait for targets, and ambush whoever walks by. The most famous case was when it attacked Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi on the planet Tatooine. It repeated it's attack 49 times and is currently still attacking Obi-Wan (Anakin is dead). It hates dogs. Kenobi then gave his story to a Youtube channel known as Bad Lip Reading (BLR), which changed his story into a cool music video. It has a kinship with Seagulls, which are also famous for harassing the Jedi Master Yoda (who coincidently also gave his story to BLR, who turned Yoda's one into another video.)

We all got a Chicken-Duck-Woman-Thing waiting in the Bushes for us.

by Pilgor the Lord of Goats June 10, 2022

Schrödinger's Woman

The girl you're trying to chat up is both the fittest bird on the planet and a fat slag at the same time until your pointless attempt at chatting her up gets accepted or rejected. Often leads to doublethink.

Bloke 1: "Check her out, she's well fit!"
Bloke 2: "I tried to chat her up earlier, stay out of her way, she's a bloody whore"
Bloke 1: "I'll give her a chance, I'll go see if she likes me"
A few seconds later
Bloke 1: "Actually you're right, she is a fat whore. I know it's Schrödinger's Woman a bit, but it's true"

by fearlessmonkey8 February 9, 2023

my kind of woman

one of the cutest and sweetest love songs to ever exist tbh

person a: hey what’s ur fav song??
person b: it’s my kind of woman by mac demarco !!! u should totally check it out :

by finnholic February 24, 2023

Angry Black Woman Syndrome

The polar opposite of Paranoid White Woman Syndrome. Women diagnosed with this are usually screechy, middle aged black women who make a scene in public over anything ranging from a service dog being in a restaurant to being an alleged victim of "racial profiling." These women will pull the race card when people see through their crap. Like Paranoid White Woman Syndrome, this is not meant to be a racist term.

Me: Why is that woman yelling like that?

Guy: I don't know, Angry Black Woman Syndrome maybe?

Me: She needs to chill.

by Eclair Maker August 5, 2019