Washington log flume

When you poop in a river and paddle away from the fecal matter. But then you fall out of the raft and catch the shit on your face

I ended my marriage because my wife was struck with a Washington log flume.

by GSI apples July 28, 2023

Washington DC

Northern charm and Southern efficiency

“Those politicians down in Washington DC don’t do shit!”

by Cosmonaut775 September 12, 2023

Lake Washington High

A strangely modern shithole full of the finest menagerie of western high school America you have ever seen. 2000 students worth of goths, artsy kids, and… them (furries). The mascot is a shitty minimalist kangaroo, in an odd purple. Incessant and tacky branding everywhere… the only thing it’s got going for it is the fact that it’s almost decently funded.

With some of the worst football in its league, and the apparently a stoner population, it really is one of the high schools of all time.

All of the men’s bathrooms reek of super fruit mango fruit tooty vapes, and it isn’t an uncommon sight for 6 lads to be standing around vaping in each others faces, no homo.

Oh and some of the weirdest clubs ever. Cereal club? Anime club? Rhythm game club?

Also the site of the kangaroof sex (or the kang bang) which is now considered the greatest event in school history

Man: so where do you go to school little fella

Lake Washington high student: I go to LwHS so fuck right off you old creep

by anonymous December 5, 2024

George Washington

A sexual act involving one partner ejaculating on the other partner’s teeth, then making them brush their teeth with the semen.

Person 1: “Dude, did you hear about how this lady got George Washingtoned by her boyfriend?”

by COCOK February 6, 2024

George Washington

The first POTUS, and the guy you never listened to when it came to political parties.

George Washington: "Let me now warn you in the most solemn manner against the baneful effects of the spirit of party. The common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it. It serves always to distract the public councils and enfeeble the public administration. It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms; kindles the animosity of one part against another. In governments purely elective, it is a
spirit not to be encouraged."
*Centuries later...2024 presidential election nominates Donald Trump as the forty-seventh president of the United States.*
Guy: "What the fuck? How did this happen?"
Sabrina: "This country is gay. Figuratively."
That guy with the goatee & wraparound shades: "FUCK YEAR! 'murica will be BETTER THAN EVER!"
George Washington: "...you all fail me."

by 7568ino April 25, 2025

blud washington

a person who is being a bad person

bro ur being a blud washington rn

by Glilblet March 21, 2025

Martha Washington

a hip, hip, hip hip lady...

"Martha Washington was a hip, hip, hip hip lady..."

by josephtacos December 29, 2022