Walmart

Another word for jacking off (AKA masturbation)

“I cant wait to Walmart tonight”
“What’s that?”

“Jacking off dumbass”

by Soapy00 June 21, 2021

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Walmart car

A Walmart car is an old, piece of shit minivan made in the early 2000’s than is primarily used for running errands. An ideal Walmart car is a Pontiac Montana or a Ford Freestar

“Hey honey I have some errands to run, I’m taking the Walmart car”

by Yinzerman73 May 29, 2023

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Walmart music

Walmart music - When you go to Walmart at 3 am after drinking a 24 pack of beer and eating an 8/th of mushrooms

by Nicknameofanalias February 20, 2020

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walmart stage

A part of dating in small town/country areas. This is the stage when you have started to really like someone and are ready to be seen with them at Wal-Mart, the big social hotspot in such areas.

After five early-morning Waffle House dates with Shawna, Hank was having a great time and thought he might be ready for the Walmart stage.

by Lavender2008 April 24, 2014

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i got this mug from Walmart

Literally just so i can get a mug with that on it

Ima buy a mug that says "i got this mug from Walmart"

by RealScrabbleDictionary101 May 31, 2023

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A fan of the Texas A&M University who has never attended the school and roots for them while wearing one or more of the following:

-$5.00 Aggie shirt bought at Wal-Mart

-Mullet

-NASCAR hat

-Hunting clothes

"YEAH MAN! Gig-em!!!"

"Who's that?"

"Oh ignore him, he never went here. He's a Walmart Aggie"

by Jaydigital December 19, 2017

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