beater's leg

Beater's leg is when you beat your meat so hard that one or both of your legs go numb.

Eryc: Bro, i was sitting on the toilet and beat my meat so hard my left leg went numb bro. And my dick got a little swollen too bro. It caught a case of beater's leg bro.

by DTB4 April 5, 2018

Chest With Legs

A girl who has a stereotypically attractive body but has an undesirable face and personality.

"Man, if Mia wasn't just a chest with legs, I'd probably have a crush on her."

by GSwoob December 29, 2018

leg reduction

When you're legs are so long and you're so tall that rumours spread like wild fire that you're undergoing surgery to get the bitches shortened

"Damn I heard she's getting leg reduction?"
"Hey how did the leg reduction go?!"

by Nohandlesavailable January 7, 2017

sunday leg

when your leg hurts and aches all day. Common on sundays but can happen any day of the week. lower calf.

me: *complains about leg aching all day*
J: “sounds like a case of sunday leg to me”

by snotshot November 14, 2019

Cornetto Legs

"Cornetto legs" describe an unfortunate female leg shape. They are very fat/wide at the hip/thigh and taper alarmingly to tiny ankles and feet. They are not 'cankles', but are without a dainty knee as such. If the lady in question is wearing fishnet stockings, then the image is complete.

FYI: Cornettos are a cheap yet delicious ice-cream sold in the UK. They are basically conical in shape, tapering to a point, which is filled with chocolate.

Cheryl Cole has it all. A gay boyfriend, a $3 million contract for some lame US TV show and hideous Cornetto legs.

by dawnsyndrome December 2, 2010

pepper legs

When a girl forgets to shave her legs for a few days. The hairs on her legs start to grow in, making it look like her legs are cover with pepper.

Dude1: Damn... that girl has some pepper legs going on!
Dude2: yeah! She should probably go shave her legs.

by Oannemarie March 12, 2018

Stoner legs

When people smoke a lot of weed/cannabis/marijuana and smokers get a physical high and their legs feel really heavy. Often they want to get up realize they have stoner legs and just zone out sitting down for a bit.

John: "Why has Martin been sitting on the couch for 3 hours without getting up?"

Bob: "I reckon he's got a bad case of stoner legs, he keeps looking up at the ceiling.."

by MR321 March 24, 2012