Whale Fail

Describes the action of someone who is overweight doing something very stupid and embarrassing, such as falling down, dropping items, etc.

Matt: Dude, did you see Big Betty fall down the stairs yesterday?
Jim: Hell yeah, total Whale Fail.

by alunajoy October 1, 2010

rail a whale

when you fuck a fat chick in the ass.

Do you know what its like to rail a whale

by P/L December 24, 2007

Land-Whale

A very FAT man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.

Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, it’s like it’s walking in slow motion.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Whale Sound

The act of blowing into a beer bottle to create a sound like a whale to lure fat people away from you.

Dude, I had to use a whale sound to get Anthony and his fat girlfriend out of the house so I didn't have to hear them having sex.

by SirMasonJar October 22, 2010

Sperm Whale

A fat woman that loves cream in her asshole.

Ur mom is such a sperm whale

by Xx_.strawberryxjam._xX February 25, 2021

oh whale

a punny way to say oh well

person 1: i forgot to do the homework

person 2: oh whale!

by hooliocoolio April 7, 2016

sperm whale

a fat person who wants to be a whore

person 1: dude, i got with hailey last night

person 2: sorry to break it to you man, but she's a sperm whale

person 1: *starts crying* i thought she felt heavy!

by lulzra roflnig October 31, 2011