Whale Fail

Describes the action of someone who is overweight doing something very stupid and embarrassing, such as falling down, dropping items, etc.

Matt: Dude, did you see Big Betty fall down the stairs yesterday?
Jim: Hell yeah, total Whale Fail.

by alunajoy October 1, 2010

rail a whale

when you fuck a fat chick in the ass.

Do you know what its like to rail a whale

by P/L December 24, 2007

Hump Whale

The unattractive, and usually fat, slutty girl at every party. Hump Whales usually think that they're hot, but they really aren't. They are just used as back-up hookups when guys can not get a hot girl at a party. Hump Whales are quick to get drunk (usually faking), loud and obnoxious, and will flirt with and hook up with any guy they see.

Guy #1: Why are so many guys all over that girl? It's not like she's attractive.

Guy #2: Dude, there's like a 1:4 girl to guy ratio at this party. She's the Hump Whale. It's her time to shine.

by TCT1 April 20, 2010

Whale Sound

The act of blowing into a beer bottle to create a sound like a whale to lure fat people away from you.

Dude, I had to use a whale sound to get Anthony and his fat girlfriend out of the house so I didn't have to hear them having sex.

by SirMasonJar October 22, 2010

Whale Mounting

When an extremely obese person is being fucked by a regular sized person.

WHALE MOUNTING

by Baby Baloooogaa January 31, 2009

Whale Hug

A hug in which both huggers place their own palms together and then one hugger "dives" with their palms through the other's arm circle. The two huggers' fingertips touch to the others' bellies before their palms part and they have the best hug ever. With careful planning, more than 2 huggers can be accomodated.

Laurel approached Mrs. Abrams' 6th period and was welcomed by her friends with heartfelt whale hugs.

by LRLKalamazoo June 6, 2013

oh whale

a punny way to say oh well

person 1: i forgot to do the homework

person 2: oh whale!

by hooliocoolio April 7, 2016