Whale Fail

Describes the action of someone who is overweight doing something very stupid and embarrassing, such as falling down, dropping items, etc.

Matt: Dude, did you see Big Betty fall down the stairs yesterday?
Jim: Hell yeah, total Whale Fail.

by alunajoy October 1, 2010

rail a whale

when you fuck a fat chick in the ass.

Do you know what its like to rail a whale

by P/L December 24, 2007

Whale pussy

When a fat women’s pussy is like a whale’s, fat and wide,

Dude she’s so fat she has a whale pussy

by TheRealTHCdaddyO December 7, 2018

Land-Whale

A very FAT man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.

Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, it’s like it’s walking in slow motion.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Whale Mounting

When an extremely obese person is being fucked by a regular sized person.

WHALE MOUNTING

by Baby Baloooogaa January 31, 2009

oh whale

a punny way to say oh well

person 1: i forgot to do the homework

person 2: oh whale!

by hooliocoolio April 7, 2016

Hump Whale

The unattractive, and usually fat, slutty girl at every party. Hump Whales usually think that they're hot, but they really aren't. They are just used as back-up hookups when guys can not get a hot girl at a party. Hump Whales are quick to get drunk (usually faking), loud and obnoxious, and will flirt with and hook up with any guy they see.

Guy #1: Why are so many guys all over that girl? It's not like she's attractive.

Guy #2: Dude, there's like a 1:4 girl to guy ratio at this party. She's the Hump Whale. It's her time to shine.

by TCT1 April 20, 2010