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sperm vampire

a whore who likes to suck sperm a lot

or a person who sucks dick a lot and drinks their sperm on a daily basis
hey! your moms a sperm vampire😂😂"
by joemamadeeznutshoe October 22, 2022
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getting vampired

Hiring an albino person to bite someone and run away, then every night sprinkling Molly on their food. During the night they will be high-ish with a good sensation sweeping over their body, but in the morning as the Molly wears off they feel down and unmotivated. Repeating this constantly for multiple nights/forever can lead this person to believe they are in fact a vampire.
James soon after getting vampired bit his father and mother thinking it would save them from aging further.
by PopeVortex May 24, 2023
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Pulled A Vampire

Staying up all night and going to sleep a little before the sun starts to come up.
Closely related to insomnia.
Either staying up all night by force or because your that hyper.
- Why is he so tired today?
- He had to do his project for Science so I pulled a vampire and worked on it.
by Brian Smith Junior April 18, 2009
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The Head Vampire

A vampire that replenishes it's unholy energy by sucking dick instead of sucking blood like a normal vampire.
"The Head Vampire? Like you're the king of all of the vampires?"

"No! I come to suck your dick!"
by CharlesWestingfield February 10, 2021
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vampires

Immortal, soulless demon forced to drink blood to stay alive. They have long canines with which they can puncture a human neck to extract blood.

Demonic creatures who live off the blood of humans; a vampire appears to be a normal person until the feed is upon them -- only then do they reveal their true demonic visage.
A vampire. V^^V
by H3r3tic VaMpIrE January 22, 2004
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vampire

the creature of the night, the most magnificent of the creatures. most people do not believe in them, they are as real as the fingers on your hands or the nose on your face. yes they survive on blood, but not all, there are psycic vampires as well. they feed off of energy. vampires are the most manipulative of any creature and that is what makes them the most facinating of them all. some may have pale skin and deadly eyes but they are beautiful.
The vampire that i know is my single and only friend who wants me around.
by loathsome child December 17, 2005
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vampire

In addition to the others listed,
1. Any government agency that "sucks the life" from the working class.

2. Any employer who expects your lifesblood for a miserly paycheck.
1. This April the vampires are going to take the little I had left from my pay!

2. That vampire expects me to put in another five hours this week without comp time!
by Kathleen Pfeiffer April 22, 2006
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