by urmami69 February 21, 2022
Get the Valentinemug. Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023
Get the Valentines Day Massacremug. Valentine is the most handsome creature on this planet. She is clever as fuck, caring, incredibly beautiful and soft as a cloud. Valentine has a magic aura, which implies falling in love with her at first sight. She is an interesting little puzzle of introspection. She is a complicated soul with the most easy ability to explain her feelings. She is the gorgeous little animal everyone would have in their life. She has something more than everyone else. Lucky are the one who cross the path of Valentine, especially when they have a witch family name.
by Marzo8 November 23, 2021
Get the Valentinemug. Valentin is a nice guy with extraordinary kindness and an understanding personality. His sparkling eyes emit love as does his smile. Many would describe him as not very talkative, but chill and super nice to be around overall. His love is endless. He is cute, shrexy and attractive all in one, so better be aware.
girl 1: You found yourself a Valentin boy?
girl 2: Yes! He's so nice, it's like finding a hidden treasure.
girl 2: Yes! He's so nice, it's like finding a hidden treasure.
by bloobitybloob June 7, 2022
Get the Valentinmug. "Valentine Akoji is the best shinobi in gaia."
"I just got wiped by Valentine Akoji, aw shucks I forgot he was the best shinobi in gaia."
"I just got wiped by Valentine Akoji, aw shucks I forgot he was the best shinobi in gaia."
by KevinWasAlreadyTaken November 21, 2021
Get the Valentine Akojimug. by I_Ate_A_Waffle January 7, 2023
Get the Valentines daymug. -Its Valentine's day today! How are you going to spend it?
-With my girlfriend, what about you?
-Pornhub wants to be my valentine. I'll be staying home i guess.
-With my girlfriend, what about you?
-Pornhub wants to be my valentine. I'll be staying home i guess.
by PowerRager February 15, 2019
Get the Valentine's daymug.