Vagina Skirt

A skin-tight short skirt (usually made of polyester, elastic and rayon) worn that if one were to bend over, the vagina (or junk) would be visible.

All those girls in that house are wearing vagina skirts and heels.

by Dat Biddie September 20, 2012

vagina soup

The steamy liquid discharge excreted from the vagina after a semi-violent thrusting of meat and/or vegetables into the vaginal canal. The vigorous thrusting breaks off small bits food product and mixes it with the natural juices to create a tantalizingly rich and chunky broth sure to satisfy the most picky of eaters. Traditional ingredients include cucumbers, carrots, flank steak, hot dogs and/or sausage, frozen fish sticks or depending on size, an entire chicken or turkey (take care to remove giblet bag before insertion). Surprisingly light but filling. Usually serves two. Best served with crusty bread and a fine red wine.

Grandma always served up a steamy delicious bowl of vagina soup whenever we'd visit...

by clayman01 February 2, 2010

vagina pickles

cucumbers that have been used for female masturbatory experiences, therefore becoming pickled.

Amy's pussy was so salty it turned her favorite cucumbers into vagina pickles.

by TEuronymous March 21, 2008

vagina badger

noun; someone who gets alot of vagina. Someone who badgers vagina. Badgers can be extremely violent and so can a vagina badger.

"rick banged another chick last night"
"what a vagina badger."

by JKubKay March 20, 2009

vagina fart

during sexual intercourse, the sound caused by air escaping the vagina which was pushed in during penetration repeatedly.

"dude, i pulled out and i heard a vagina fart, laughed my ass off"

by xalexownsx November 27, 2007

vagina drama

A less disgusting way to say you're on your period.

Guy: Wanna have sex? Girl: I can't, I have vagina drama, sorry.

by PigandPepper January 19, 2010

Vagina Rope

When your pubic hair grows so long, you are able to braid it. Hence "Vagina Rope".

"That girl last night was so hot, Right Jim?"

"She could've been better, she had so much pubic hair, I could've made a vagina rope".

by Bawlf-Man March 1, 2009