fairy vagina

A fairy vagina is a girl who makes absolutely zero effort to attract guys but somehow they flock to her like moths to a flame. The term "fairy vagina" comes from the series True Blood where Pam screams "Im so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina." Sookie draws vampires and other creatures to her inexplicably then we find out it is because they find her fairy scent irresistable. This is the same effect fairy vagina girls have on real men in real life without even trying.
"Dude, how is Dina getting all these guys to go crazy over her?"
"She has a fairy vagina."
"Oh, true."
by ammxs December 20, 2017
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vagina soup

The steamy liquid discharge excreted from the vagina after a semi-violent thrusting of meat and/or vegetables into the vaginal canal. The vigorous thrusting breaks off small bits food product and mixes it with the natural juices to create a tantalizingly rich and chunky broth sure to satisfy the most picky of eaters. Traditional ingredients include cucumbers, carrots, flank steak, hot dogs and/or sausage, frozen fish sticks or depending on size, an entire chicken or turkey (take care to remove giblet bag before insertion). Surprisingly light but filling. Usually serves two. Best served with crusty bread and a fine red wine.
Grandma always served up a steamy delicious bowl of vagina soup whenever we'd visit...
by clayman01 February 02, 2010
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vagina badger

noun; someone who gets alot of vagina. Someone who badgers vagina. Badgers can be extremely violent and so can a vagina badger.
"rick banged another chick last night"
"what a vagina badger."
by JKubKay March 20, 2009
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vagina pickles

cucumbers that have been used for female masturbatory experiences, therefore becoming pickled.
Amy's pussy was so salty it turned her favorite cucumbers into vagina pickles.
by TEuronymous March 21, 2008
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vagina fart

during sexual intercourse, the sound caused by air escaping the vagina which was pushed in during penetration repeatedly.
"dude, i pulled out and i heard a vagina fart, laughed my ass off"
by xalexownsx November 06, 2007
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vagina drama

Guy: Wanna have sex? Girl: I can't, I have vagina drama, sorry.
by PigandPepper January 19, 2010
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bucket of vaginas

The wishful, unspoken defense against random, rogue restaurant flower salesmen who interrup an otherwise romantic dinner with expectation and embarrassment.
Oh, holy fucking shit. This is our first date and here comes Mr 'Isn't your beautiful lady worth a $25 wilted rose?" flower fucking salesman. Yeah, next time you're trolling, being me a bucket of vaginas and then we'll talk. Right now, you can fuck-off.
by YAWA May 14, 2021
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