Urban Dictionary

A definition website that used to be serious but is now a bunch of third graders looking up sex.

I can’t believe Urban Dictionary was meant to be serious

by AdventurousPineapple July 28, 2020

urban-derilect

Noun, a car or vehicle built for performance uses, using only cheap, hack job, and/or rigged techniques while still getting the optimal outcome.

"Hey, did you see Nathan's new car? That ham-fisting hackster's 1974 toyota corolla is a total urban-derilect"

by huck&shred March 7, 2013

Urban outfitters

Stupid Option that pops up when I try to Type “Urban dictionary” And The Clothes suck if you do buy there

Me: Okay I’m gonna go on urban dictionary *Types in urban and clicks first result*
Fuck! Not urban outfitters!

by 𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕤 July 18, 2022

Urban Tumbleweed

A plastic grocery bag blowing around the street.

When driving into the city, I saw an urban tumbleweed blow across the road.

by Polkadude February 6, 2013

Urban Surfer

Someone who surfs Urban Dictionary to filch terms they were not aware of to impress prospective dates and aquaintances.

I know a nerd who is an Urban Surfer just so he can try to pick up some chicks.

by truck drivin jim March 29, 2009

Urban Fucktionary

When somebody is pissed off, for whatever reason at urban dictionary, they will call it urban fucktionary

Jimmy: Hey man, what's up?

Spike: Don't talk to me Jimmy, I'm pissed off cuz I caught my woman with another man

Jimmy: Well here's something that'll cheer you up, do you know what an Alabama firedragon is?

Spike: I don't care, is that something you found on urban fucktionary? Get a life, loser

by Mr. FuckOff December 21, 2009

urban camper

A euphemism for a homeless person.

There sure are a lot of urban campers out on the streets today.

by Chris Meyer August 24, 2005