by Anal fairy September 3, 2018
Get the Urban dictionarymug. Person 1: Do you have an Urban Dictionary account?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Why waste my time writing meaningless definitions, only to be waited on by some random people who are biased, who believe that contributing to this ludicrously inappropriate website requires some sort of approval?
Person 1: Well.
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Why waste my time writing meaningless definitions, only to be waited on by some random people who are biased, who believe that contributing to this ludicrously inappropriate website requires some sort of approval?
Person 1: Well.
by Aridity July 12, 2017
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. A person who uses his or her own hands to warp reality into whatever the situation calls for. Whether it's tools for making pizza cones, or artistic expression through beer cans, the urban blacksmith always comes through, creating just what you need.
Person: Wow, I have no idea how we're going to make pizza cones.
Urban Blacksmith: *Crushes aluminum in hand, and opens hands to reveal the perfect tool for making pizza cones* Why not try this?
Urban Blacksmith: *Crushes aluminum in hand, and opens hands to reveal the perfect tool for making pizza cones* Why not try this?
by DavidSights August 4, 2012
Get the Urban Blacksmithmug. A fowl brought up in the streets of an urban region of the United States, usually associated with a gang of other urban chickens. Caution: These foul can be extremely deadly if approached or attempted to be eaten. If you are attached or marked then you will become "tagged" as one of them forever. Beware!
George: I was walkin' home last night from the train station and came up on a gang of Urban Chickens! I tried to dodge them, but they already saw me and chased me down and pecked their gang sign into my forehead.
Steve: Wow George, I can see the mark on your forehead, it looks like it says UCFL.
George: Yeah, they said it means Urban Chicken For Life and that I am not one of them.
Steve: Wow George, I can see the mark on your forehead, it looks like it says UCFL.
George: Yeah, they said it means Urban Chicken For Life and that I am not one of them.
by G Daddy 2008 March 17, 2009
Get the Urban Chickenmug. An urban zombie is a person who works for at least 16 hours a day, usually from Monday to Saturday, without any overtime pay. He/she is from the Big 4 (EY, PwC, Deloitte, KPMG). Just like a real zombie, the urban zombie multiplies by eating the brains, spirit, willpower and a passion of fresh graduates, luring them with words like 'work-life balance' and invisible bonus packages.
The only way to cure an urban zombie is called the RL vaccine (short for resignation letter vaccine). However, one cannot simply give the vaccine to an urban zombie, because an urban zombie's heart and mind is full of empty promises and tight deadlines.
The only way to cure an urban zombie is called the RL vaccine (short for resignation letter vaccine). However, one cannot simply give the vaccine to an urban zombie, because an urban zombie's heart and mind is full of empty promises and tight deadlines.
A: Hey, have you seen C recently? He looks weird and tired.
B: Ah yes, he's been working for PwC for three months, now.
A: Oh, he has turned into an urban zombie.
B: Yeah and it sucks, man.
B: Ah yes, he's been working for PwC for three months, now.
A: Oh, he has turned into an urban zombie.
B: Yeah and it sucks, man.
by rjxtoday March 16, 2014
Get the Urban Zombiemug. When somebody is pissed off, for whatever reason at urban dictionary, they will call it urban fucktionary
Jimmy: Hey man, what's up?
Spike: Don't talk to me Jimmy, I'm pissed off cuz I caught my woman with another man
Jimmy: Well here's something that'll cheer you up, do you know what an Alabama firedragon is?
Spike: I don't care, is that something you found on urban fucktionary? Get a life, loser
Spike: Don't talk to me Jimmy, I'm pissed off cuz I caught my woman with another man
Jimmy: Well here's something that'll cheer you up, do you know what an Alabama firedragon is?
Spike: I don't care, is that something you found on urban fucktionary? Get a life, loser
by Mr. FuckOff December 21, 2009
Get the Urban Fucktionarymug. A euphemism for a homeless person.
by Chris Meyer August 24, 2005
Get the urban campermug.