A unicorn lover is normally a very dorky person who subscribes to websites that consist of ponies and unicorns. Although some can be very strange and you may not understand their obsession, some may be very cool. They may not care what other people think and carry on with their passion for the horned horse.
by Seemite August 23, 2008
This is the extension of your middle finger in response to a person who causes an awkward situation or silence by saying or doing something stupid.
Roland: Jill called Cheddi gay in front of everyone yesterday.
Greg: What did he do?
Roland: He gave her an awkward unicorn.
Greg: What did he do?
Roland: He gave her an awkward unicorn.
by Obsydion October 07, 2009
Unicorn Porn is for people with obsessions with unicorns and or rainbows. If you know what unicorn porn is, you will also know what "cornify" means. An example of unicorn porn (that is safe for work) unicornponyporn.com
by mctenold July 18, 2009
Framboise Lambic. As described by the ever-lovely Joanna Newsom.
by snowhen May 29, 2011
The sperm of a unicorn has magical properties in which the "catcher" can start to read peoples' minds and even input thoughts into the minds of others; it can even go as far as reaching the person's dreams (inception-like symptoms)
Roommate 1: "Dude, what the hell is unicorn sperm doing in a baby food can in our refrigerator?"
Roommate 2: "No."
Roommate 2: "No."
by thrasher92 October 29, 2011
A citizen who is not wealthy or a business owner, but is so sure that one day they will be, they vote against fair labor and social services, while voting in favor of tax breaks for those wealthier than themselves.
Working class voters whose dreams have not met reality. A unicorn conservative lives in a Horatio Alger fantasy.
by Joeltron August 05, 2011
by Unicorn_Dragon March 22, 2018