by Maxpwr December 10, 2017
by Friesians101 December 13, 2016
Often loud and brash, but sometimes smooth and seductive, a Trumpet is usually the most noticeable instrument in the band. Whether trying to be the lead, or gathering alongside fellow players, a Trumpet is always the first to jump into a jam. Overconfident, easy to hear, and impressive at repeating others’ past riffs, they sometimes suffer from being unable (or otherwise unwilling) to harmonize with others.
Thinking they are *pets* of the conductor (or director, etc.), they are actually more often just pup*pets*, easily manipulated by strings.
Thinking they are *pets* of the conductor (or director, etc.), they are actually more often just pup*pets*, easily manipulated by strings.
“Wow, we were all having an intelligent political conversation until that Trumpet showed up.”
“Three Trumpets walked on the train today and basically played everyone off on the next stop.”
“Did you hear about what happened this morning?”
“Unfortunately. Just another Trumpet blasting off in a crowd.”
“Betty White.”
“Three Trumpets walked on the train today and basically played everyone off on the next stop.”
“Did you hear about what happened this morning?”
“Unfortunately. Just another Trumpet blasting off in a crowd.”
“Betty White.”
by exbtyler November 22, 2021
by Drinky McDrinkface August 19, 2022
Guy: Hey, that's a nice slidey trumpet you got there
Trumbonist: It's a trombone.
Trumbonist in there mind: AAAAAAH!!
Trumbonist: It's a trombone.
Trumbonist in there mind: AAAAAAH!!
by DaRedShatter March 13, 2018
When you stick something can be smoked (Like Cigarettes, Blunts) up a girl’s vagina and suck out from their mouth, then sticking your penis up their vagina.
by scalleywag January 02, 2024
A trump supporter that doesnt actually know anything about politics but views Donald Trump as a mascot for their ignorance. They are very vocal about despising "fake liberal news" but will unquestionably believe any rumor or conspiracy that trump tweets. They can go on a 10 minute rant about hillary clinton eating babies for superpowers and with a straight face call you a sheep afterwards. Most view education as a "liberal hoax" and avoid it like the plague. They may or may not be associated with Qanon
by HillaryEatsBabies November 06, 2020