Fire Taint

Fire Taint is the painful, yet semi-erotic burning of the gludial cleft or taint. Inflammation, itching, burning, and possible bloodiness associated with irritation of the taint (aka - irri-taint), most commonly associated with over-wiping of one's ass. It may be caused by chaffing, rubbing vigourously without proper lubrication or a lack of grundle butter, especially after excercise or long walks combined with high temperatures and exceptionally wet and / or hot farts.

I had many beers and wings last night. Farted and sharted all day......now I have wicked fire taint and can't sit. My girl would not give me grundlatio, I am pissed.

by thepoodlebites February 24, 2009

Lick taint

The skin generally tainted in color located between the anus and genitals.

My Ex asked me for some money, I told that bitch to lick taint.

by Kapital-K* October 26, 2015

taint

From the germanic word "taintobogen" meaning scrumptious center skin

Commonly refers to the area between a human's asshole and it's weiner/vag depending on sex

Also used in the most colloquial of settings to mean nearly anything

noun
Jim- yo man check out the taint on that whore
Bart- tell me it taint so

verb
Henry- you better shut the fuck up before i taint your other eye

adv.
Susan- oh my god beth! did you see how taint johnny looks today?

adj.
Richard-what a taint of a woman

conj.
Sam- i put on my shoes taint my mother goodbye

by Sameer Forster January 4, 2008

taint

The fleshy fun-bridge between the balls and asshole. Pressure to this area during sexual foreplay may elicit a more powerful orgasm.

"Jill pressed on my taint while giving me head and I came like Old Faithful"

by Chrissy0913 December 28, 2005

taint

a stupid word for the ignorant to refer to the area between the genetials and the anus. Just because you put a mildly slang or "street" sounding word on something, does not make it cool, hip, street or gangsta.

my taint is itchin for some lickin

by tired of B.S. wanna-be's October 5, 2006

taint

The hang-out space between the front house and back house on the same property. Many things can happen in the taint...grilling, pictionary, beers, list-making, jams, dollar bills, and sunshine. Be cautious of lingering in the taint for too long, you might not be able to get out.

Awe man it's 75 degrees out, let's go chill in the taint.

by collegeAVE April 26, 2009

taint team

when a prosecutor needs to get between a prick and an asshole.

In order to preserve evidence integrity, Mueller used a taint team to execute a warrant against Michael Cohen—bringing him one step closer to a courtroom.

by Uncle Joosie June 10, 2018