A Toaster Fairy, is when you pass out really drunk, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection instead of a hangover.
by ToasterFairyEffect November 3, 2015
Get the toaster fairymug. 1. a common kitchen appliance or person that is simple but always seems to roast the shit out of my toast.
Ed: Look Jimmy is being a toaster again.
Jon: That Jimmy is always ruining my bread.
Ed: How the f#*k do you mess up toasting bread!
Jon: That Jimmy is always ruining my bread.
Ed: How the f#*k do you mess up toasting bread!
by Rasta Boi July 20, 2020
Get the toastermug. by anonymous December 27, 2020
Get the Toastermug. (Verb) to Chuck a toaster into someone’s bath, used in a phrase to tell someone to stop saying cursed shit.
Ted: ay you know you are manually breathing right now
Ed: Ted, I swear to fucking god I’m going to toaster you
Ed: Ted, I swear to fucking god I’m going to toaster you
by The inaccessible vegetable November 22, 2021
Get the Toastermug. by My name uhhhhh my name is uhhh January 19, 2024
Get the toastermug. (Message sent at 12/25/23) Yo im gonna go, I got a toaster and bath tub (Death report- died 12/25/23, unknown time)
by LameToaster June 11, 2023
Get the Toaster and bath tubmug. Basic bitches that think everyone else be basic bitches. Also, they just don’t appreciate the flava’s of the best ingredients ever!
Can someone please shut off the noise of those red flagger anti-avo toasters. They seriously be killin’ my vibe!
by Avo toast lover June 17, 2022
Get the Red flagger anti-avo toastermug.