chicago thunder

The sound of gun fire

I swear I just heard some Chicago thunder

by kempykemp August 17, 2021

thundering dumbass

A noun used to describe a person who rushes into abnormally stupid activities or situations he/she has no cause to be in or ability to successfully negotiate. i.e. one who "thunders" into stupid shit like a dumbass, hence the term. Usually reserved for those who are dumbasses to such a high degree / perform acts of dumbassery on such a regular basis, they require their own classification.

Al: "I'm going to go fight in a martial arts tournament on Tuesday."
Sal: "Dude, you've never taken martial arts before. You'll get your ass kicked. Why are you always looking for a fight?"
Al: "Nah man I'll fuck up anybody who tries that Judo shit on me"
Sal: "Stop being a thundering dumbass. Just have some drinks with the boys instead."
Al: *proceeds to get his ass kicked on Tuesday*

by the bad Ag February 21, 2019

thundering yoohoo

A person with a severe case of Diarrhea.

I've been thundering yoohoo since I ate that cheap Chinese food last night.

by Tyrell Lamont April 20, 2018

Thunder Walk

When you do something very fast

Yesterday I was so Lazy, but then, My mom told me that If I dont Clean up my room, I will not play videogames, so I had a Thunder Walk.

by DemonGuitar99 January 14, 2014

thunder closet

The bathroom, particularly the one where you would poop.

I am about to hunker down in the ol thunder closet and launch a big ol steamy sewer pickle.

by goodolick May 8, 2015

Thunder Whistle

Sphincter

I have a hemorrhoid poking out of my thunder whistle.

by Happy95 January 14, 2022

thunder nuttin

To blow a load so hard that yo balls hurt.

You know that shits good when you thunder nuttin. And damn my balls hurt

by Beowulf78 September 3, 2017