kentucky thumb

When your girls on her period but she's out of tampons so you have to stick a thumb in it

Aunt Flow came early this month and Lisa was lacking so I had to give her the Kentucky Thumb.

by NotTheATF May 20, 2021

pats thumb

A crazy old asshole that makes shit up

Pats thumb smells

by Jmg13 September 14, 2017

Thumb Wings

Buffalo wings so tiny that they're the size of your thumb.

i.e. BAD/OVERPRICED WINGS

Don't go to King Kong Wings, all they served me last time was a bunch of Thumb Wings!

by Broguy22 July 30, 2018

Dead Thumb

When one is so high, they're unable to use their thumb to ignite their lighter themselves.

"Dude can you light the bowl for me? I've got dead thumb."

by Mau. T October 6, 2015

lead thumb

Someone who presses the buttons entirely too hard on any game controller. Similar to someone with a lead foot in a car.

Dude, you could hit the buttons faster if you didn't have a lead thumb.

by shrimpy121 May 26, 2016

Chicken Thumb

When a thumb is lathered with that sweet, sweet KFC chicken grease, so that it glides gently into the anus, leaving a spicy aftertaste of 11 secret herbs and spices.

I gave my girl a chicken thumb and damn did it taste good.

by Salamski December 2, 2019

Pinky thumb

A unit of measurement which is defined by the maximum distance between your pinky and thumb. (Also resembles a'shaka')

Jacob: Corey, how wide is that table?
Corey: Ahhh it's about 5 pinky thumbs.

by TheOkGatsby September 6, 2021