something someone else hasn't already used

When you try to think of something good (usually to type as a comment) but the only good thing you can think of has already been used, so you try to think of something original.

Come on, I can't think of something someone else hasn't already used for a good comment.

by Evenmyusernamescan'tbeoriginal November 16, 2020

kick someone who has hair gel day

december

december is kick someone who has hair gel day

by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish November 21, 2019

Clean someone else's manatee

Basically it means stop wasting my fucking time and go bug someone else. An example would be:

Person 1: Hey, hey, hey, hey, what do you think clouds taste like? Like, like cotten candy?

Person 2: God bro don't you got to clean someone else's manatee?

by Larryisalampost July 27, 2021

getting of with someone

When you make out with someone or tounge

Boy 1 : bro you will never guess what me and becca did at the park after u left

Boy 2 : no way did u get of with her

Boy1: yea she's a peng kisser

Becca: I'm never getting of with someone again that was the shittest kisses ever

by Slagslayer1010 September 19, 2022

Hit Someone with a Chancla day

October 22
Latino kids can be like their mother’s for a day by smacking someone with a chancla.

(Chancla in hand)
Jorge: hey bro it’s THE 22nd..
Bro: which means Hit SOMEONE WITH A CHANCLA DAY! Oh n-*SMACK*-

by Somekiddo005 October 21, 2019

Someone else's bonzai tree

Especially relevant in big companies. When you develop an intricate, sought after skill set, but never rise to the level that was possible from your early potential, that may have been/still could be achievable elsewhere.

Zach has a PhD from an ivy league college, and has built enviable experience, but has never risen above director level in the blue chip company he works for. He's become little more than someone else's bonzai tree, and should probably leave, in order to become a red wood.

by RandyRhoads84 October 23, 2023

push someone's broom

To do someone's chores or other tedious work on their behalf, often in the context of a lazy person or someone using weaponized incompetence to avoid the work.

A dialogue in which the term "push someone's broom" is used:
George: "What happened between you and Rosanna down in Texarkana?"
Sanger: "We're exes now; wanted me to push her broom."

by meluvcheese August 21, 2024