Danger-stroke

The act of trying to get off by masturbation before an expected person arrives to your home

In there's something about Mary Ben Stiller's character misplaced his load on his ear and not his eeiner caught on his zipper trying to get a danger-stroke before Mary showed up for their date

by CynthiaDanger August 19, 2024

danger-rope-a-dope

A snake handling technique where you use a snake hook to repeatedly pull a snake in the direction opposite to where it is trying to flee while backing up until the snake is exhausted enough to pick it up by the tail.

I saw a guy try to use the danger-rope-a-dope on a black mamba, and he almost didn't die.

by F.Dirac July 25, 2018

Danger Cream

Delicious forbidden ice-cream sold by strange men in the back of white vans possibly made with elicit substances.

Bro: "Got an ice-cream the other day, sold by a man in a white van, it was delicious."
Me: "Ahhh yes, one of those Danger Creams, can't trust all those vans you know, never know what its made out of"

by Danger Cream Expert March 14, 2024

Danger Poo

When you use a public toilet and don't lock the door.

Leaving the element of surprise, danger and excitement if a stranger was to enter. The success of a danger poo can be measured objectively whether someone tries to enter or you 'complete your task' without interruption.

"Lads, I had a successful danger poo".

by Don't put me on speaker phone June 16, 2021

Danger noodle

Danger noodle also known as Blitz! (goes by he/they) is a transmasc!

He's my serotonin(happiness drug thing) and one of the most important things in my life<3

Hh im so sad..

danger noodle has messaged you

yay danger noodle!

by nari!<3 October 13, 2021

Danger walk

Anytime a woman walks alone at night

I’m going for a danger walk
Don’t forget to bring your pepper spray

by Slyshy May 25, 2022

Dangerous

If you genuinely believe you have an immoral soul, murdering you doesn't actually do anything.

Hym "If you actually believed the thing you claim to believe nothing would be 'dangerous' to you. Which means you don't actually believe it. If you actually believed... You would be like me. Your death would be insignificant. Your kids dying would be insignificant. But you don't. The reality is, you're a deranged incest cult and what you're doing to me needs to be stopped. And if I have to murder some kids to do it, then those kids need to die. There's no 2 ways about it."

by Hym Iam June 6, 2024