A guy who very gracefully tries to grab another guys dong. Usually because he has hidden homosexual feelings, but sometimes just because he is a dumbass.
by ElectricBananaMan September 2, 2009
Get the Wood Ninjamug. The act of lifting weights for exercise; The expression to "push wood" originated in early colonial times when settelers had to cut down wood and roll, pull or PUSH it to it's destination. The results of the aformentioned activities gave settlers a lean muscular physique and is similar to the results gym goers today strive for.
by Kilo2-2 January 22, 2011
Get the Push woodmug. A random ass person who is only relavant because of Kylie Jenner
aka. a snake that decided to throe $500,000 out of the widow for a hook up :)
aka. a snake that decided to throe $500,000 out of the widow for a hook up :)
person 1. Heard what happened to Jordyn Woods?
person 2. No who's that?
person 1. Kylie Jenner's ex best friend
person 2. No who's that?
person 1. Kylie Jenner's ex best friend
by windows xpp February 26, 2019
Get the Jordyn Woodsmug. by Bob and Gee June 14, 2007
Get the wood puddingmug. 
Get the Pecker-Woodmug. A skunk.
by wormracer08 December 4, 2013
Get the woods kittymug. The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.
by Archibald Meat Pants November 30, 2015
Get the The tiger woodsmug.