greasy caveman

Similar to an ape a greasy cave is a brainless person who either screams or does strange things

Piss off Mark you greasy caveman

by Otis The Cow From The Barnyard June 2, 2017

Greasy Russian Doll

When the takeaway is finished and you fit the smaller boxes in the larger ones so they take up less bin-space.

The blue bin was already full of Ed Sheeran CDs so I made a Greasy Russian Doll to get the bizarre boxes in.

by Helena Bone 'em-Carter March 17, 2021

Greasy Spoon

The art of ejacualating on the tip of another man’s penis and proceding to consume said load like a half melted spoon of ice cream.

Johny sucked me off so good, but surprised me when I nutted on his dick tip and he asked me to eat his greasy spoon.

by Caleb Hanzo October 4, 2017

Greasy dog leg

When you put crisco behind your womans knee and fuck her knee cleavage.

Gave my bitch a greasy dog leg last night.

by boobyhumps February 13, 2020

Greasy Spoon

A hazard of sleeping curled up with one's partner after a bile inducing meal, most often eaten at an establishment referred to by the same term.

Take some Immodium, babe, I'm not looking for a greasy spoon tonight.

by Josheau the Bald June 2, 2021

Greasy Mushroom

Slathering one's penis in Vaseline and pressing it against a friend's car window, leaving an impression of a translucent, greasy mushroom.

Eric was wasted again when he left the bar, and left a greasy mushroom on his buddy Mike's new Camaro.

by HugeBaldHead September 27, 2015

big hairy dirty greasy balls

The most rarest balls on a person (usually male) you can find.

My uncle Fred found big hairy dirty greasy balls on an 18-year-old when he went to Ohio.

by thecharacterwannie June 18, 2023