by Ohnoourtableisbrocken December 19, 2021
Get the Roblox Gift cardmug. A mysterious, wrapped gift that is left anonymously at someone's door that explodes when opened, killing or seriously injuring the curious recipient.
Crook 1: That guy down the block just scooped another one of my customers! He's driving me out of business !!!
Crook 2: Maybe its time he received a gift solution.
Crook 1: Good idea, I'll get some nice wrapping paper at the dollar store....
Crook 2: Maybe its time he received a gift solution.
Crook 1: Good idea, I'll get some nice wrapping paper at the dollar store....
by virbius1 January 1, 2012
Get the Gift Solutionmug. Joe Biden must've been too afraid to call the President of Kenya a porch monkey, so he gave him a faggot gift instead: a pair of rocking chairs.
by Publius0987 April 10, 2025
Get the Faggot Giftmug. Omg , its all most Christmas. I LOVEE ITT.
Why are you soo happy about it.
Santa comes and gets me gifts.
Why are you soo happy about it.
Santa comes and gets me gifts.
I love gift. I really do. I hope my boyfriend got me one. Oh wait. My boyfriend Ivan got me a big fat NOTHING
by anonymous December 21, 2021
Get the Giftmug. Mom: Sweetie do you want to go swimming with your friends tonight?
Girl: No way! Mother nature gave me the monthly "red gift box"
Girl: No way! Mother nature gave me the monthly "red gift box"
by ThatGirlDownTheStreetThatHates September 12, 2016
Get the red gift boxmug. This is when a child recieves a birthday card that contains a dollar bill for each year of his age. This would increase every year to follow.
"Grandma gave Andrew $12 dollar bills, one for every year of his age ! " Susie told her mother.
"That's called Gradual Monetary Gifting," mother explained.
"That's called Gradual Monetary Gifting," mother explained.
by Satinruffles February 14, 2017
Get the Gradual Monetary Giftingmug. A gift you received with bad vibes from a person, that is then gifted to another person without knowing that it has bad vibes.
Jumanji Gift - To re-gift a cursed gift to an unknowing recipient.
“Yeah, I Jumanji’d that weird statue (insert ex gf name) gave me to a coworker for Secret Santa. It’s their problem now.”
“Yeah, I Jumanji’d that weird statue (insert ex gf name) gave me to a coworker for Secret Santa. It’s their problem now.”
by Tetnoyer December 14, 2023
Get the Jumanji Giftmug.