A complete retard who is known for deflection women like a light beam hitting a mirror. This particular cactus isn’t prickly since he will never hit puberty. He also doesn’t grow past 4”11 and has toes like oogey boogey from nightmare before Christmas
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A cactus is a person who tends to be an annoyance to anyone they meet.
It means someone who is always full of pricks
A cactus is a person who tends to be an annoyance to anyone they meet.
It means someone who is always full of pricks
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"I tried to have the intercourse with her" said Fouaad "but my pikestaff got caught up on her cactus-pussy. I really wish she would have used conditioner."
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Ps. Senior Cactus did not write this.
Ps. Senior Cactus did not write this.
Guy1:Woah i want to be just like senior cactus when i grow up.
Guy2:shut up Timmy no one cares about you!
Guy2:shut up Timmy no one cares about you!
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