Mother in Law Cocktail

A large highball glass with one
Large ice cube and at least four fingers of your favorite liquor, usually consumed in multiples of 2.-

Mother in Law Cocktail: “Got to grab a handle of vodka so I can have a couple
Mother in-laws when I get home so I can have dinner with
My mother in law who lives in my
Basement”

by schnock123 October 3, 2018

American Cocktail

Where a guy nuts in a glass for a girl or guy to drink

Daddy make me an American cocktail.

by Trump is a Fagget June 15, 2018

oceola cocktail

when you go for kidney stone surgery and the surgeon breaks off the micro camera by accident in your penis you say f*** it check out of the hospital and go to Wawa's and get a b****** while pissing in The Prostitute sticks a stalk of celery up your ass

Oceola cocktail , I was horny after a botched surgery and checked myself out of the hospital and got a b****** at Wawa's while I was pissing blood

by bean town joker June 28, 2018

Chris Cornell Cocktail

A drug cocktail of Ativan, prednisone and omeprazole, all found at the scene of Chris Cornell’s death and believed to be the reason for his suicide.

Man, this Chris Cornell Cocktail is making me manic as fuck

by whamola99 August 16, 2021

Cocktail Slide

Pouring the ingredients of a cocktail into a partners vagina, then fucking them. Afterwards, pouring it into a glass and partaking

Had a cocktail slide last night. Needed more gin however

by ScrubMasterFTW October 3, 2021

Cocktail

When you have a story about an unusual sex scenario.

Bro I have a mad cocktail to tell ya

by EFFFFFFFFFFF March 30, 2020

hippie cocktails

Drinking coffee and smoking weed

The best part of the day is having hippie cocktails with my roommates.

by Joeytwofingers June 23, 2015