Discovered in 1798, a wild fetty wap is a one eyed bird that's famous for its singing. Commonly identified by its loud "squuaaaaaaaw" sound it makes .The Female of a wild fetty wap is known as a trap queen. You certainly dont want to come its way.
by #him March 14, 2016

A shrew-like creature found mostly in the retail areas of the Anchorage, AK suburbs. It has a shrill, piercing, nasal call and is known to have large litters. The Alaskan Wild Dingbat is a fiercely territorial rodent and is known to react to stimulus with a wild barrage, often leaving it confused. Mates for life. Classified as Homo regressus.
Did you see that Wild Alaskan Dingbat on Fox News today? Wow her pelt is shiny! She thinks she's people!
by AdamAWright March 28, 2010

by Wolfx1 November 14, 2011

The shit following a night of dining on buffalo wings - shortly after which, amongst the rank scent of your defacation, you can smell the flavor(s) of the wings you had eaten.
May be accompanied by a chocolate sneeze.
May be accompanied by a chocolate sneeze.
by DonJuan12 September 20, 2008

Dawna: Hey man, I they're doin' the wild monkey dance up there...
Jamie: I'd be happy with a damn blumpkin.
Jamie: I'd be happy with a damn blumpkin.
by niteowl March 30, 2004

by Leyley August 11, 2006

People who during their youths were very adventurous and often participated in crazy activities but have since matured and have grown out of the so called "wild child" phase.
Someone not interested in college parties because they partied so much in high school.
"Don't you know? Insert name isn't going to the party because he/she is a retired wild child.
"Don't you know? Insert name isn't going to the party because he/she is a retired wild child.
by Arcane Persona September 12, 2009
