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Mayo Corporation GmbH

Mayo Corporation GmbH, Famously known as Mayocorp is the most sustainable mayo corporation out there. Has no competitors because it is just better.....

Mayo Corp is well know for their "sustainable" approach to taping the Atlantic icebergs together with sticky tape.

Maycorp as won many awards, ones you can see due to the confidential website
Mayo Corporation GmbH - limited but not limited to mayo

Gurby S (18), Mumbai (5 Stars) - (Loud Voice) Wasn't Me.
Alfred (57), Catanzaro (5 Stars) - This company seems wrong yah? But no no, I live in Italian my whole life and since come to Catanzaro it make it very nice. I once kicke the footbal and GOAL. Highly recommend and the German Pizza was very strong!
by Rice Nibba March 15, 2023
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The Corporate you

The corporate you is defined as talking to any employee as though they are the business as a whole. Example of the corporate you: "Excuse me, do you have any more of these in stock?"

It is like the opposite of the royal we. Its when you use the word "you" to an employee, but you arent referring to them personally, you are talking about the business using the employee as a stand in, because the corporate entity is not alive and cannot hear or answer for itself
Example of the corporate you: "Excuse me, do you have any more of these in stock?"
by GreyAtlasFinch January 23, 2021
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corporate circlejerking

When corporations pretend to compete while actually collaborating to keep prices high, options fake, and innovation dead.
“Dude, these meal deals are all the same.”
“Yeah bro, classic corporate circlejerking.”
by geometrylkj;vzd093520-50 July 11, 2025
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million dollar corporation

I'm a fuckn million dollar corporation man!
by ChalooMaloo December 5, 2021
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lance corporal activities

The most vile, stupid, grotesque, violent, and or completely out of pocket activities known to man.
Fellow LCpl: This is no time for lance corporal activities, Johnson, get out of the female head!
by FlattenedPancake0809 May 30, 2024
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Corporate Criminal

A term used to describe germans who are savage, or very intelligent.
by Simon Ambrose March 22, 2019
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Corporate - Cuck

Someone who used to be underground but now takes orders for the money.
Wow, that guy used to be underground and cool. Now he's a Corporate - Cuck just to get money.
by vhhm January 24, 2024
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