When one tries to have sex with anyone resembling the look of a turkey. Usually a very mature person with the small amount of skin hanging from their neck. Also having a small body.
Dave: Did you see Ron last night?
Rowan: No, why?
Dave: He hit the retirement home and did a little turkey screwing!
Rowan: Eww... Ron's nasty..
Rowan: No, why?
Dave: He hit the retirement home and did a little turkey screwing!
Rowan: Eww... Ron's nasty..
by ShilohGenerals83 September 09, 2008
While engaged in doggy style sex, the female reaches underneath and cups and/or fondles the scrotum. Ideally, one of the parties involved makes a turkey gobble sound.
So I'm bangin' Donna doggy style last night, next thing I know she's givin' me the ol' TURKEY CRADLE!!!
by stevey-cakes October 25, 2014
I just want to inflict as much fear as I can - just as stuffing a turkey. Which I'll then proceed to have sex with. That's right, I'm going to FUCK the fear turkey!
by thecrimsonfuckr_#vampire November 22, 2017
Slang. A person performing in public for gratuities, esp. in a flamboyant or silly manner. Street Performing Busking
by Mermaid Badger October 08, 2019
by jurktheturk May 09, 2022
Kind of like a trophy wife, but for white trash rednecks. Usually good at making fried anything, and full of sass.
"Man Bubba, I wish I could find me a real nice turkey wife to make me fried coon nuggets every day. "
by Meat Grenade May 26, 2015
by Ronnie Ron July 13, 2022