The Ketty Shuffle

When one takes Ketamine and cannot take steps, one must then shuffle along the floor

-Oh look at Julie over there, shes doing the ketty shuffle

-Fancy doing the ketty shuffle tonight?

-I need a glass of water I'm just going to do the ketty shuffle into the kitchen

by yeslav August 6, 2009

starbucks shuffle

The act of throwing out the prior Starbucks cup when ordering another cup either the next morning or later that day at the drive-thru.

"WTF??? That snotty barista was pissed when I asked him to do the Starbucks shuffle for me after paying $3.84 for a latte!"

by patty browning January 24, 2008

Makala Shuffle

The act of pushing back time to procrastinate and do something else.

It's time to get up, stop doing the Makala Shuffle so we can get to work!

by Philly Urban Slang January 27, 2020

Manhattan Shuffle

To go or do something, and then turn around before completing it.

I started to walk to the gas station, but realized that I didn't really need a Snickers, so I pulled a Manhattan Shuffle and just went back home.

by Radmetalmonk January 15, 2009

caterpillar shuffle

The act of inserting one's excrement (directly protruding from the rectal area) into the vagina, most commonly from an "ass-to-ass" position. The "giver" must have high levels of fiber in his/her diet, as well as near-superhuman control over his/her rectum in order to achieve a successful "shuffle".

CATERPILLAR SHUFFLER: "It's almost ready."
SHUFFLEE: "Come on! I've been waiting all day."
SHUFFLER: "Be patient!"
SHUFFLEE: "It's crowning!"
SHUFFLER: "Just need to push a LITTLE more..."
(GRUNTING)
BOTH: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

by captaincockblast October 14, 2010

cincinnati shuffle

When you buy new items in order to replace and return used ones in disrepair under the new receipt and warranty. Best executed at stores with liberal return policies such as Wal-Mart, Amazon, and The Home Depot.

A: "Don't you already have glasses like that?"
B: "Ya, but mine are scratched. I'm going to cincinnati shuffle them."

by Shufflerock November 27, 2016

Ickey Shuffle

A happy dance performed after a victory or some other positive event; often involves rapid tapping or shuffling of the feet.

Originally a certain celebration dance done by National Football League player Ickey Woods when he scored a touchdown; usage has since broadened.

I was so happy I passed my final exam that I did the Ickey Shuffle right there in the classroom.

by Brian P. Hudson September 8, 2006