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Third Nostril

A hole in the septum (the cartilage divider between both halves of the nose) that can result from heavy cocaine use.
Ask Rob to show you his third nostril. He can put a rolled up kleenex in one side and pull it out the other, and floss it back and forth. It's nasty as shit.
by Buster the Cat May 3, 2011
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Thibbledorf

The most badass dwarf alive. Leader of the Gutbusters and and smasher of faces. he uses spiked armor to tear apart his enemies limb from limb. the most manliest dwarf alive. he never bathes.
Bob: man that guy over there is such a tool. i hate him.

Jon: Yeah, let's go thibbledorf the shit out of him.
by Popo101 June 20, 2011
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Thibonacist

Someone who studies strange situations in conversations.

(Word Pronounciation - THY - BON - AH - SIST)
That guy is a thibonacist because he's writing stuff down
from some kids talking about weird things.
by Pseudonym2 October 1, 2012
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Third Party Face Palm

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The physical gesture of someone else placing his/her hand(s) flat across one's face or lowering one's face into said hand(s). The gesture is found as a display of extreme frustration, disappointment, embarrassment, or a combination of all three. A third party face palm is only necessary when the action(s) witnessed are ridiculous enough that, 1) require additional assistance in displaying your frustration, disappointment, and/or embarrassment. 2) at risk of injuring your own self in the process of expressing said emotions. 3) both of your hands are broken, and your not about to beat yourself in the face with a cast. That's just silly and would require someone else to third party face palm at your expense.
Michael was briskly walking towards the stairs. He slips on a banana peel causing him to tumble down the stairs, in result taking five more people down with him. Suzy face palmed herself but felt it wasn't enough. She asks the gentleman next to her to assist her in a third party face palm. He agrees to help Suzy, but only ends up pushing her down the stairs as well. Everybody fails; Third party face palm.
by FlamingoPants January 28, 2013
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therbert

the act of blowing air on someones stomach. otherwise known as a raspberry.
Guy: *blows on girls stomach*

Girl: STOP THERBERTING ME!
by billybobjo2758 May 26, 2014
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Third twin

by MShadow2016 August 12, 2016
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Third Wheeling Yourself

When you set up two of your friends to make a cute couple so you can prove to your haters that you are a real love guru but then that couple proceeds to third wheel you every time you hang with them. This conflicts your emotions as you don't know whether to be happy for them or mad because they don't pay attention to you. So instead, you joke around about third wheeling however deep down, you are hurting. Common with people named Tasnia.
by tasniaiswrong October 14, 2017
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