Rusty Nail

Gangster talk for a washed up has been or never was. riiight?

Elliot doesn't care if Steve Langford lives or dies, because langford is a rusty nail, a beef stew.

by Ultraback January 21, 2016

Rusty Missile

In extreme cases of sex, when you are having anal sex with a man or woman, you pull out, shove your fist in their ass then punch them in the face.

Similar to the rusty hook but instead of putting your finger, its your fist. And Instead of pulling on their cheek you punch them in the face.

I was banging Todd the other night and I surprised him with the Ol' Rusty Missile

I am going to court over the Rusty Missile. Apparently getting fisted wasn't too much but punching her in the face was.

by KookyNebraskaBoy October 4, 2009

rusty barnacle

(n) - an inverted or pronated rectum, damaged by anal sex with an unusually thick dick or dildo.

(n) - an anus or rectum that protrudes like a barnacle from the asscrack, usually from rough anal sex

She told him that she liked it rough, so it wasn't his fault that she got a rusty barnacle.

"You know how huge Bob is - don't let him do anal or you'll end up with a rusty barnacle."

by dimebag40 April 9, 2010

Rusty Barstool

Having sex with a woman where she is on top when she's on her period.

She was on top of me last night and left me with a Rusty Barstool.

by Oneballbobby September 3, 2010

Rusty McSkid

A general name that one can call someone that frequently leaves their underware looking like a busy road (i.e. covered in skid marks).

Learn to wipe your bum properly Rusty McSkid.

by Doctor N November 16, 2009

Rusty Pacifier

During doggystyle sex begin thumbing your partners ass , while still having sex pull your thumb out and stick it into their mouth so they can suck it like a pacifier.

i was havin sex with this chick and while i was fucking her doggstyle i gave her the rusty pacifier

by Giovanni Romano October 21, 2010

rusty trumpkin

A sexual act where you lick a Trump supporters ass while simultaneously giving them a reach around at a rally to make the supporters seem more enthusiastic about cheering for a losing candidate. This is a modification on the rusty trombone.

My tongue is sore after giving rusty trumpkins all across the country.

by Contributor_Random November 16, 2016