Jonas Brothers Fan

Somebody who is more hated in America than Osama bin Laden. And that's really, really sad.

Jonas Brothers Fan: like, omg, you're just jealous cuz you're not hot like joe jonas. get a life, loser.

me: YOU go get a life. stop oogling at some poser fuck, his band, and its desecration of music. btw, you think purity rings are hot? you must really like chasity belts...

by un-dumbassify yourself, please January 14, 2010

Jonas Brothers Fan

They always say that people are just jealous of them. Actually, I find it quite pathetic that they must slander others to defend a musical group. They have insufficeint vocabulary and intelligence to express an opinion without insulting others.


NOW YOU KNOW THAT A JONAS BROTHERS FAN IS A SPAWN OF SATAN. HOORAH.

Real Jonas Brothers Fans' Comments:
(Sorry about length, but I wanted to get the point in. These are 100% REAL.)

you suck the jonas brothers ROCKKKKKK!! and if you dont think so then you are a jelous hater who should get a life! The jonas brothers havent done anything to be hated. so get a life.

Me:
You're not serious, right????
XD

Response:
all the JB haters are FAGGOTSSSSSSSS. And they REALLY need to get a life

Me:
Ouch, that burns.

PS- You kindasortasomewhat just raped the S key right there. What did it ever do to you?

xXx

Nightflare514-
Retard, I've never shown my clothes in any of my videos. Just the shoulders of my shirt.

JonasBrothersfanOMG-
hello? look at the picture of you in profile icon. um...ew!

Nightflare514-
It's a UGA (In case you didn't know this, UGA stands for University Of Georgia..Yeahhh. Can you pronounce that for me?) shirt. It's better than a Jonas Brothers Tee.

JonasBrothersfanOMG-
um...no it isn't! jonas brothers shirts are amazing. i have tons of them. where are your clothes from? the dump? sure looks like it.

by uberdork August 5, 2008

A Jonas Brother Wannabe

Have you ever seen a random little kid wearing skinny jeans and trying to grow out his 'side-burns'? (which are totally not there!)

That tries so hard to get that 'Look'?

That says "Oh those Jonas kids are like so gay man, why would you love them?"?

That my friend, is what we call, A JONAS BROTHER WANNABE! This means that a male wants to be just like The Jonas Brothers, A hot, 'In' group that gets all the girls.

Guy: *Wearing skinnies, and has purposely curled hair*

Girl: *Walks past guy laughing hysterically and whispers to friend* He wishes he was a Jonas Brother...

Guy: *Stops Girl* No way man, those guys are like so gay.

Girl: You're a JONAS BROTHER WANNABE!

by Jonas_Anonymous August 12, 2009

nick jonas

an incredible man with a huge dick that gives extreme pleasure to his wife.

katie loves nick jonas in bed ;D

by katiejonasbaby February 13, 2010

Obsessive Jonas Disorder

or OJD. A symptom caused by too much Jonas. If you say the name "Jonas" and your friend screams, you know she's got it. Normally found in teenage girls especially around tour time. Or 3D movie time. Or J.O.N.A.S time. Or all three. Send her to Team Jonas immediately.

After seeing the new 3D movie I had major Obsessive Jonas Disorder.

by jonasgirl92 March 16, 2009

Jonas Brothers Fan

Please refer to the definition of moron.

J Bros. Fan: I am a total Jonas Brothers fan!!! I luv them more than life itself!!!

Guy who listens to real music: Then you are a moron.

by JuneBug7 May 22, 2011

Jonas Grumby, The "Skipper"

Jonas Grumby The "Skipper" from Gilligan's Island. Few people know what the Skippers name was. Played by Alan Hale, Jr. from 1964 to 1967 one of the "seven stranded castaways" from the ill-fated S.S. Minnow
stranded on an uncharted island on the Pacific following a storm.

Gilligan: "Skipper"
Skipper: "Yea little buddy"
Gilligan: "The radio said Jonas Grumby sank the Minnow, that's you"
Skipper: "Yes I know thats me Jonas Grumby, The "Skipper".

by Farsidefan February 14, 2009