Teacher in school that is usually the most negligent and dumb. He/She is the dumbest teacher in the building, teaching the smartest kids in the school... Therefore a gifted instructor is an oxymoron...
Teacher who's room is usually a free-for-all with students using Ipads to get on porn and the only thing not making it a circus is a peanut vendor and a clown.... Oh wait, the clown is the gifted instructor.
Teacher who's room is usually a free-for-all with students using Ipads to get on porn and the only thing not making it a circus is a peanut vendor and a clown.... Oh wait, the clown is the gifted instructor.
What did you do in gifted class today? Watched tranny porn and jacked off on the Ipad screen, kapooyah!
How much did you learn in your gifted class this year? Nothing.....
Kyle: Jace is a great gifted instructor...
Rich: What are you retarded?
Rich: What do you want to be when you grow up Scotty?
Scotty: I want to be a gifted instructor!
Rich: Why the fuck would you want to do that?
Scotty: It is better than being a reading teacher!
Rich: Good Point!
Eric: GYM BIATCHES!
How much did you learn in your gifted class this year? Nothing.....
Kyle: Jace is a great gifted instructor...
Rich: What are you retarded?
Rich: What do you want to be when you grow up Scotty?
Scotty: I want to be a gifted instructor!
Rich: Why the fuck would you want to do that?
Scotty: It is better than being a reading teacher!
Rich: Good Point!
Eric: GYM BIATCHES!
by Kapooyah! May 4, 2013
Get the Gifted Instructormug. Refers to a bottle of Alberto VO5 dat you give someone wif da stipulation dat dey actually use it on their hair.
If you give a gal a bottle of post-shampooing hair-tonic, I think it is generally implied and understood dat said bottle is a "conditioneral gift" --- i.e., she is sposta actually apply it to her scalp during her showers, not just set it aside and let it gather dust.
by QuacksO September 6, 2020
Get the conditioneral giftmug. A gift that a closeted boss gives his employee with the intention of getting in his pants, even though both men are married with children.
"You have done so much for the company. I know you have a child on the way, so on behalf of the company, I'd like to buy you a stroller. Sprinkle Gift ;)
by AceShrift December 12, 2015
Get the sprinkle giftmug. Mom: Sweetie do you want to go swimming with your friends tonight?
Girl: No way! Mother nature gave me the monthly "red gift box"
Girl: No way! Mother nature gave me the monthly "red gift box"
by ThatGirlDownTheStreetThatHates September 12, 2016
Get the red gift boxmug. The process of putting ones fecal matter, pimple residue, pubic hair, mucus, and cavity sweat, into ones hand, and presenting it as a gift. This process has become very popular in scandinavian cultures, and is often mistaken for pure gold, for its turns the color gold when squished together.
by Shitlicker January 5, 2008
Get the The Goldsby Giftmug. Rhymist Gift used in 2020 on theconsummatetransitioner website, is a person who has the innate and creative gift of effortlessly writing rhyming positive, inspirational, poetry.
Rhymist Gift defined is a person who effortlessly has the innate and creative gift of effortlessly writing rhyming positive, inspirational poetry.
by The Consummate Transitioner October 15, 2020
Get the rhymist giftmug. When you go shopping high and you end up with something completely useless yet can't return it and don't want to throw it away so you save it and gift it.
Peter: whatcha gonna do with that post-christmas gingerbread house kit? Gary: keep it as a universal gift for someone like my grandma or cousin next year. Peter: ya, I regifted one of those this year to my teacher. Gary: Nice.
by Endless Summertime January 1, 2011
Get the universal giftmug.