a stupid ass prickly plant that thinks it’s being slick by putting prickles aLL over it so when you think you’re touching the smooth part, you are not.
by epicdefaultdancer August 23, 2019
Get the cactusmug. by newtrendinfo January 16, 2021
Get the cactus or 🌵mug. (C.A.C.T.U.S.) an acronym for “Cops Are Class Traitors (in the) United States.”
Often used in place of calling police officers “pigs” and more covert than “ACAB”
Often used in place of calling police officers “pigs” and more covert than “ACAB”
“Just got pulled over by a CACTUS for doing seven MPH over the speed limit.”
“Can you believe that guy’s a cop now? What a CACTUS.”
“Can you believe that guy’s a cop now? What a CACTUS.”
by KCHooligan January 26, 2024
Get the CACTUSmug. by starsforeyes September 11, 2016
Get the cactusmug. When a man finds a decently sized beehive with the intent to penetrate it in a sexual manner with his penis until his shaft is swollen and covered in bee stingers.
Afterwards, the man has sexual intercourse with a female, Thrusting his prickly swollen penis through the woman's vagina giving her the Swollen Cactus.
Afterwards, the man has sexual intercourse with a female, Thrusting his prickly swollen penis through the woman's vagina giving her the Swollen Cactus.
by LONEWOLF_3393-THE BIGGEST YETI July 25, 2017
Get the swollen cactusmug.