cold bat

The cold bat is when one wakes up at 4 am in the morning and takes off all of their clothes (assuming that they do not sleep naked) then walks over to the bathroom to stroke their penis until it is erect, then proceeds to slap their penis onto the cold surface of the toilet.

I was challenged by my friend once to do a cold bat while my parents are sleeping.

by ObamaPear April 24, 2020

bat pussied

A person high on a variety of street drugs. High as the sky or bat pussy since they fly.

Last weekend I did some killer shit and was straight bat pussied for two days.

by Yutzenhymer October 11, 2017

bible bats

When you try and say bubble baths but autocorrect says no

“I like bible bats” “FUCK AUTOCORRECT”

by GangsterGangyBikeBoi October 25, 2017

bat ass

A red, swollen ass that is the result of being spanked with an ass bat.

Johnny was being a brat in school, so his teacher gave him a case of bat ass with her ass bat paddle.

by Haldee March 19, 2017

bat ping

When you think of a friend because you need them and they somehow coincidentally show up or contact you

i really missed her and when she suddenly walked into the coffee shop I realized I must have bat pinged her.

by a.b.eirce March 23, 2017

softball bat

A bat used to hit big yellow balls

A softball bat is used to hit nice hard yellow balls

by Bitchboy123 June 9, 2017

dyke-bat

A term used to describe a bat-shit crazy lesbian.

"That dyke-bat came at me with a studded whip because I accidentally mistook her for a male truck driver at the gas station."

"Crystal meth is a hell of a drug, it turned little Susie into a raging dyke-bat."

by thakidd94621 September 6, 2016