golcha abs

A COLLECTION OF GOLDEN CHILD'S ABS. A THREAD OF TUMTUM TRYING TO BREAK AWAY

WHY IS THE THREAD OF GOLCHA ABS BACK IN MY TIMELINE

by gold11 November 5, 2020

Maddie AB

She’s a jerk. If you ever meet her you’ll regret it. She’s an attention seeker and she’s never in the wrong. She beaks apart friend groups. If you ever meet a Maddie AB turn the opposite direction.

You act like Maddie Ab

by 🫶🏻 July 5, 2025

Abe no Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke

JoJo Fanon character that's name made me have a stroke

Mfer 1: Wow bro you seen the new transfer students?
Mfer 2: Yeah Abe no Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke right?

by Heatrandevourerofhats January 3, 2025

good abe

Commonly referring to someone of poise, stature, and resides in Paraguay. Often described as noble and with an above average penis

Richard: Hey, have you heard of that new kid who transferred to our school?

Teddy: My buddy went to his old school and apparently he's a good abe.

by Good Abe November 10, 2020

Ab-Grab

When a girl awkwardly rests her hand on a man's abs, chest or stomach while taking a photo. The ab grab is usually performed at high school dance picture-parties, but can also be used to show romantic ties to a boy in any photographed scenario.

Omg. Did you see Sarah ab-grabbing Chad in her last Instagram post? She totally wants to get that.

by bails November 13, 2018

abs

a guy named Joseph

Girl1: OMG i wish Joseph was my boyfriend hes got abs

Girl2: How do you know that

by wehuwifhhrhhwro January 18, 2023

Abs

Abs is the thing that all normal dude wants to get except that to see abs you don't have to work them ( well a bit... ) but most importantly be shredded af. The reality is that no one see them including your secret crush because you're a normal guy and wear at least a T-shirt.

" Awww man did you see this dude chocolate bar ( code name for abs ) ? " " Yeah he must eat pussies everyday... "

by LivingInAGym October 14, 2019