Sep 5th

national jerk off 10x day.

jerk off 10x a day on Sep 5th

by InfoLoss September 4, 2023

January 5th

5 january is international man titty appreciation day . this day is henceforth and forever more dedicated to men's lovely firm man boobs in light of gender equality

January 5th is pronounced January the tit-th , "man did you see the knockers on that bird ? " ,"yeah man those are great and all but get a load of his chest melons"

by arkinsaw64 January 5, 2021

June 5th

Fuck Ronald Reagan day

Friend 1: “Today’s Fuck Ronald Reagan day”

Friend 2.”It’s June 5th?”

by Hotbaddie18383 June 17, 2023

5th gen it boy

Han Taesan

“Han Taesan IS the best 5th gen it boy”

by Ughsyndrome April 24, 2024

October 5th

National ask your crush for his snap day!

Girl: Hey its October 5th, may I have your snap?
Boy: Yeah sure.

by zzcookei October 4, 2023

5th hour english

The boringest class of all time

Damm I have to go to 5th hour English.

by Englishhater333 August 26, 2022

September 5th

Slap ass day

Literially just go around and slap peoples ass
(with consent ofc, woohoo!)

"It's september 5th!"
"So?"
"It's slap ass day!"
*slap*
"ouch!!"

by Luck1e September 1, 2022